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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	90% Never taken out of the packaging	64.7%
Shamelessness	95.2% Has yet to see self in mirror	78.8%
Sex Drive	97.4% The Pope is envious	77.1%
Straightness	92.9% Just go fuck something, okay?	43.8%
Gayness	98.2% Repressed, are we?	83.7%
Fucking Sick	98.2% Refreshingly normal	89.8%
You are 93.09% pure Average Score: 72.3%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

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Hello.
I am a virgin.
With little to no relationship history.
And... ummm........... yes.

Thank you and good night.

(I want to see someone answer this honestly and get a higher score than me now. XD)

Happy anniversary....

As of today, I have lived in this house for exactly ten years.

Wow.